The main characters:
B - Your author - The slightly sarcastic, vaguely irreverent news junkie / book critic / dancing queen, with a penchant for classic rock.
The Captain: Also known as baby boy - called The Captain because his name corresponds with a science fiction captain. No it's not Kirk.
The Honey - B's long suffering husband. Gamer, IT worker extraordinaire.
Supporting characters:
Assorted other friends and family members.
B's Coworkers.
People in the news
Whelp, the baby's here. He's the cutest thing on the face of the planet, and I'm just about as thrilled as I can be in spite of my massive lack of sleep. This is all.
