I was at a bar with some co-workers, and they started talking about
Cardassians. I asked them which Star Trek they preferred, as I like
Deep Space Nine. Turns out they weren't talking about Star Trek at
all... Kardashians. Apparently something of a phenomena I've missed
since we've cancelled our cable.
And a song...
In honor of my son, and brought to you by my (Still!) lack of sleep - as sung to Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen
Was that a stinky too?
Or just a big poopy...
You won't know at all,
Until you peek in to my nappy.
Pinch closed your nose,
Pull back the waist and Seeeeeeee.....
I'm just a stinky boy,
You're gonna need new nappies
Because you never know, what you'll find
What comes out, My behind
Anywhere the poo goes, Doesn't really matter
To me..... To meeee.
Mamma, just pooped again
It was a brand new diaper,
now it's gonna be a five wiper.
Mama, you had just changed me.
But now I've gone and soiled my clean onsie....
Mamma, OoooOooo
Didn't mean to pee on you,
If I've not pooped again this time tomorrow
Feed me prunes!
Feed me prunes
Nothing really matters.
Anyone can see
Poopies do not matter.... To me.
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